On Thursday, the Centre announced that no over-the-counter exchange of demonetised Rs 500 and Rs 1,000 notes would be allowed after midnight on November 24. The government said that the decision was made to “encourage people, who are unbanked, to open new bank accounts” and also because of the “declining trend” in the over-the-counter exchange of the scrapped currency.
When Prime Minister Narendra Modi had caught Indians unaware with his announcement on November 8 that high-value notes had been scrapped, many took respite in his assurance that the exchange limit of Rs 4,000 would be increased from November 25. Little did the public know that this was “subject to review”, as a clause in a Reserve Bank of India notification put it – and that the exchange of Rs 500 and Rs 1,000 notes at banks would come to an abrupt stop.
Across the country, people have been baffled at the series of arbitrary rules declared by the government since the decision to demonetise Rs 500 and Rs 1,000 banknotes came into effect, removing 86% of the country’s cash from circulation. The crackdown on the shadow economy has brought large parts of the Indian economy to a virtual standstill.
On Friday, advertising executive and book critic Sanjay Sipahimalani put out a series of hilarious tweets comparing the ever-changing rules by re-imagining them as in-flight announcements.
If in-flight announcements were made in the manner of demonetisation notifications: (1/13)
— Sanjay Sipahimalani (@SanSip) November 25, 2016
The announcements begin by warning the passengers to “fasten their seatbelts” as that they might be “in for a bumpy ride.”
Hello, and welcome aboard. Do fasten your seatbelts, because we’re in for a bumpy ride. (2/13)
— Sanjay Sipahimalani (@SanSip) November 25, 2016
What follows is a sly reference to the November 8 announcement that the over-the-counter exchange cap will be limited to Rs 4,000 which will be reviewed after 15 days.
You can stow cabin baggage in the overhead compartment for the first 15 minutes after which you need to place it under your seat. (3/13)
— Sanjay Sipahimalani (@SanSip) November 25, 2016
Next, Sipahimalani addresses the limit of cash that can be withdrawn, which was increased to Rs 4,500 on November 13, but brought down to Rs 2,000 only four days later.
After five more minutes, you can take it out and place it on your lap. Until further notice. (4/13)
— Sanjay Sipahimalani (@SanSip) November 25, 2016
The following tweets are a comment on the unpredictable nature of notifications meted out to the general public.
You can switch off your cellphones now. Those who switched off cellphones five minutes ago may be subject to penalty. (5/13)
— Sanjay Sipahimalani (@SanSip) November 25, 2016
Followed by a remark about how citizens were promised to be allowed to exchange their old Rs 500 and Rs 1,000 currency notes till December 30.
There is no penalty for those using pre-paid cards that they have purchased in the last 24 hours. (6/13)
— Sanjay Sipahimalani (@SanSip) November 25, 2016
And then, suddenly, on November 24, when they were told they would not be allowed over-the-counter exchange.
Or is it 12 hours? We’ll let you know. (7/13)
— Sanjay Sipahimalani (@SanSip) November 25, 2016
Here is another sly reference to the monumental requirement of bringing along photocopies of signed identification documents.
Our in-flight crew will be happy to take care of your needs. Write down stated needs and get the signature of the airline CEO. (8/13)
— Sanjay Sipahimalani (@SanSip) November 25, 2016
Food will be served first to those sitting on rows 1 to 12. After 5 minutes, we’ll reverse the order. Then it's odd-numbered rows. (9/13)
— Sanjay Sipahimalani (@SanSip) November 25, 2016
A comment on the shortage of currency notes.
Unless the food runs out. (10/13)
— Sanjay Sipahimalani (@SanSip) November 25, 2016
Those who are already full are encouraged to distribute leftover food to those less fortunate. (11/13)
— Sanjay Sipahimalani (@SanSip) November 25, 2016
The next tweet is an allusion to families being allowed to withdraw Rs 2.5 lakh cash for purpose of wedding ceremonies. This notification came with its own set of stiff conditions.
In case of turbulence, oxygen masks will drop down. Before using these, you need to provide a chest X-ray that is KYC-compliant. (12/13)
— Sanjay Sipahimalani (@SanSip) November 25, 2016
Sipahimalani ends his spot-on comparison with a classic spin on Modi’s emotional speech in which he said that he was “pained by inconvenience faced by common people.” But that citizens should continue to bear the “small inconvenience for the good of the nation”.
The flight should take 60 minutes, but it could be more. Or less. It’s a small inconvenience. Take this flight for the nation. (13/13)
— Sanjay Sipahimalani (@SanSip) November 25, 2016