What would dogs say to us if they could talk? A YouTube user has imagined what his dog, Gabe, would be singing, if he could, in the form of a parody (video above). Set to the tune of Drake’s God’s Plan, the Pomeranian dog barks and “sings” Dog’s Plan and tells us exactly what he wants.

So what is this dog’s plan? Of course, it involves a lot of treats, dog food and cuddles. The lyrics may surprise you, though, because the spunky dog is not to be messed with:

“I been borkin’ calm , don’t start no trouble with me
Tryna keep it peaceful is a struggle for me
You know how I like it when you give me a treat
Never trust a cat, they are our Enemies
Don’t pull up at 6 AM to cuddle with me
Or you’ll making me very ANGERY
Yes I see the things that they wishin’ on me
They gon’ tell the story, tings were different with me.”

Undeniably, the dog’s got swag. He has also featured in several other parodies, some of which also feature his furry friend, a Shiba Inu. They’ve covered music by Post Malone, the White Stripes, Chainsmokers and more. You can watch the videos below, and more on his YouTube channel Rapid Liquid.