When you finally get to the place, it's so easy to flub your chance. Here are five words that are guaranteed to ruin a date, according to a Twitter tag trending on Wednesday.
The foot in the mouth
"Matlab you are a feminist?" #FiveWordsToRuinADate
— Nishita Jha (@NishSwish) January 14, 2015
Usually I date beautiful women. #FiveWordsToRuinADate
— Sadanand Dhume (@dhume) January 14, 2015
I didn't bring my wallet. #FiveWordsToRuinADate
— Bakwas deGrass Tyson (@BakwasRadio) January 14, 2015
The commitment-phobe
"I don't know any Jashodaben." #FiveWordsToRuinADate — lindsay pereira (@lindsaypereira) January 14, 2015
#FiveWordsToRuinADate sorry my wife just called — hawk the rapper (@hawktherapper) January 14, 2015
Fat jokes
Looks like you've eaten already. #FiveWordsToRuinADate — Sadanand Dhume (@dhume) January 14, 2015
#FiveWordsToRuinADate Your look better on Facebook. — Sting Ray (@Purba_Ray) January 14, 2015
Personal grooming
PerTattoo nahi skin infection hai #FiveWordsToRuinADate
— Gareeb Aadmi (@GareebGuy) January 14, 2015
The eager beaver
Will you have five kids? #FiveWordsToRuinADate
— Je Suis Murugan (@brownbrumby) January 14, 2015
Personal choices
I am an Asaram devotee #FiveWordsToRuinADate
— Overrated Sala (@bhak_sala) January 14, 2015
"I design hashtags for TimesNow" #FiveWordsToRuinADate
— Rohan (@mojorojo) January 14, 2015