Impressed by Narendra Modi’s visit to the United Kingdom thus far? Don’t be surprised at the warmth and affection he has been greeted with. That’s because, as the good folks at Goodness Gracious Me told us several years ago, they are all Indian.
Starting with the Queen, God save her.
Even Christianity, the second favourite religion for the Sangh Parivar after Islam, is Indian.
Why stick to the United Kingdom, and why stick to the present? Let’s go back in time, and find out why Leonardo Da Vinci is Indian rather than Italian as you have been falsely led to believe by the pseudo-sickularists?
Even Father Christmas isn’t actually from the North Pole – “think about it, yaar!”
Indians know everything about everybody, and it is only a matter of time before the world comes around to our point of view. Ask Superman, who has been hiding his real identity behind his ill-fitting suit and clunky glasses
