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There are many things you can do at a restaurant, and some things that you just can’t; at least not without inviting the waiter death-stare. Still, some people seem to go out of their way to invoke it.

Comedy duo Jordindian succinctly portrays the things you can do to abandon dining out etiquette and invite the wrath of the restaurant staff.

For instance, summoning waiters like they’re animals, which, unfortunately, is a common affliction in our country. A few other things portrayed in the brief, comical sketches include gorging on leftovers from other tables (no matter how tempting they look), getting a few morsels of food doggy-bagged, asking for things not on the menu, hitting on waitresses, and, the absolute worst, the dine and dash strategy.