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No matter how you feel about Valentine’s Day, whether you think it’s the day to profess your love, or a manufactured capitalist holiday, this (very young) girl’s sassy rant about the day of romance can’t be ignored.

Three-year-old Mila, who’s already a YouTube star for her precocious rants, considers Valentine’s Day the “single saddest” holiday because “love is in the air... and it’s just adding to the pollution.” An important takeaway: “Netflix is only $7 a month. That’s a commitment I can make.”

You can watch the rest of her videos, each cuter than the other, on her YouTube channel. Here’s Mila’s opinion on New Year’s resolutions:

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