India celebrated its 68th Republic Day on a grey and rainy Thursday morning. The parade in the Capital at Rajpath, as always, showcased India’s military arsenal along with a bevy of floats celebrating the unique heritage of each state of the Union. As always, liquor shops across the country were closed, eliciting some snark.
No dry day in Gurgaon this Republic Day. Raining cats and dogs here.
— Ray Stings (@Purba_Ray) January 26, 2017
The Crown Prince of Abu Dhabi, Mohammed Bin Zayed Al Nahyan, son of the founding president of the United Arab Emirates, was the chief guest for the occasion. As a tribute to the Indian Republic, the world’s tallest building located in Dubai, the Burj Khalifa was also lit up in the colours of the Indian flag on Wednesday. A contingent of the UAE armed forces marched with the Indian armed forces at the Republic Day parade.
"Most communal video of this Year." #BurjKhalifa 😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/wqhwEbWdwn
— Rishi Bagree (@rishibagree) January 25, 2017
Then: UAE is 'Black Money Paradise' & Dawood invested in #BurjKhalifa
— Arun Shourie fαи (@FeignShourie) January 25, 2017
Now: UAE Prince is most patriotic Indian & Burj is temple of honesty!
While some braved the cold weather, rain and terror-threats to watch the parade at Rajpath, others preferred to tune into the state-owned channel, DD National, for R-Day updates, a channel, which according to social media humorists no one watches otherwise.
Every year!
— All India Bakchod (@AllIndiaBakchod) January 26, 2017
Team AIB wishes you #HappyRepublicDay pic.twitter.com/pvRciEEhgJ
Wishing everyone a very happy #RepublicDay . Also wishing DD National a very happy Annual TRP Day.
— The-Lying-Lama (@KyaUkhaadLega) January 26, 2017
Even as nine low-intensity blasts were set off in North East India ahead of Republic Day celebrations, mobile phones and internet services were not barred in Jammu and Kashmir on Republic Day for a change.
Indian Twitter was full of nationalism, humour and highlights from the parade.
-Folks in blue making raita
— Thought Gun (@ShootinThoughts) January 26, 2017
-Giant lady with honesty certificate
-girl-white with award fr finding CCTV cam
-guy-white searching wifi signal pic.twitter.com/rnuYiCSoE8
Twitter tableau #RepublicDay pic.twitter.com/yo2T8qmpsP
— dorku (@Dorkstar) January 26, 2017
Twitter also had some suggestions to make the tableaus more current.
There will be an RBI tableau showing people standing in a queue #RepublicDayParade
— Faking News (@fakingnews) January 26, 2017
Goa Tableau should be canceled just like every Goa trip.
— EngiNerd. (@mainbhiengineer) January 26, 2017
If any of these tableaux really wanted to seem authentic then they would all feature people taking selfies everywhere.
— Capt Obvious (@DesolateCranium) January 26, 2017
The Corps of Military Police displayed dare devil stunts on motorcycles, with little fear of flouting traffic norms.
Low budget Desi Superman pic.twitter.com/0CekyxxLTR
— Priyanka Lahiri (@lahirip) January 26, 2017
Bike: where do you wanna ride to ?
— Bakwas Rider (@BakwasRadio) January 26, 2016
Me: Surprise me pic.twitter.com/ogNS98RYpJ
At the ceremony, Havildar Hangpan Dada was posthumously awarded the Ashok Chakra by President Pranab Mukherjee. Dada died in Kupwara on May 27, 2016 after killing three terrorists. The President also presented gallantry awards to officers who carried out the surgical strikes against terrorists along the Indo-Pak border last year.
#RDayWithAIR: 25 children including 12 girls and 13 boys; National Bravery Awards winners marches in #RepublicDay parade. pic.twitter.com/lnk3qyKF5o
— All India Radio News (@airnewsalerts) January 26, 2017
On Thursday, Tamil Nadu’s Chief Minister, O Panneerselvam became the first chief minister to hoist the national flag on Republic day, at Chennai’s Marina beach. Former Tamil Nadu Chief Minister Jayalalithaa’s portrait was featured prominently on Chennai’s float.
Twitter took the opportunity for a few potshots at other politicians.
When you know 26th Jan is a Dry Day so drink extra on 25th night. pic.twitter.com/XMtQBVScTO
— Aisi Taisi Democracy (@AisiTaisiDemo) January 26, 2017
Republic Day is to Hamid Ansari what Navratri is to Falguni Pathak.
— Rofl Gandhi (@RoflGandhi_) January 26, 2017
Kejriwal secretly checking these army jeeps for odd even.
— Gabbbar (@GabbbarSingh) January 26, 2017