India’s ancient saga, the Mahabharata, got a new twist on Tuesday when Tripura Chief Minister Biplab Deb claimed that it was the internet that helped King Dhritarashtra’s advisor track developments in the battle between the Kauravas and Pandavas. The epic had offered a more mystical explanation for how Sanjaya could offer real-time insight about the face-off even though he was miles away from the battleground of Kurukshetra. According to mythology, Dhritarashtra’s advisor and charioteer was gifted with divine vision. But for Deb, this prescience boiled down to something more material: internet and satellite communications.
“This is the country where the episodes of the Mahabharat war were narrated to Dhritarashtra by Sanjay,” Deb reportedly said at an event in Agartala. “This means technology was there, Internet was there, satellite was there...”
This is not the first time that Bharatiya Janata Party leaders have tried to place ancient India at the pinnacle of technological advancement through dubious claims about science. In 2014, Prime Minister Narendra Modi said that the existence of the part-human, part-elephant Hindu god Ganesha proved that plastic surgery existed in ancient India. (Some of the BJP’s other trysts with pseudo science are documented here).
Unsurprisingly, Twitter exploded with humour after Deb’s latest claims, with many social media users offering their version of life in a tech-powered Mahabharata.
And, then Babur refused to pay the electricity bill & it was disconnected. https://t.co/4AMiAUDgLF
— Swati Chaturvedi (@bainjal) April 18, 2018
Even Facebook existed during Mahabharat period. It was created by Markandeya Chakrabarti he called it Mukh-Pustika, he was Mark Zuckerberg's ancestor, Mark became a rice bag convert and now it is called Facebook.
— Amit Shah (@amitshaah_) April 18, 2018
In the mahabharata had the pandavas shared their wifi password to the kauravas, then the kurukshetra war could be avoided.
— Jayakumar 🇮🇳 (@j_ayk_ay) April 18, 2018
I will tell you guys a secret.
— Advaid (@Advaidism) April 18, 2018
Actually, the cause of Mahabharatha war was that the Kaurava's didn't share the Wifi password with Pandavas.
The Pandavas first asked for a Jio connection. When Kauravas turned it down, they asked for a BSNL 3G connection. That too was turned down
Historian Audrey Truschke offered a retelling of the Mahabharata in the internet era.
Working hours are over, and I'm back for round two on this little gem. I call it #InternetMahabharata. Thread: https://t.co/vrauX1UIpZ #Mahabharata #epic #academichumor
— Audrey Truschke (@AudreyTruschke) April 17, 2018
Ekalavya tried to sign up online for Drona's workout class, but it was full. He asked Drona to give him special permission to join, but Drona said no. Ekalavya said, no problem, he decided to workout using pirated YouTube videos of Drona instead. #InternetMahabharata #Mahabharata
— Audrey Truschke (@AudreyTruschke) April 17, 2018
Draupadi's relationship status on Facebook: It's complicated
— Audrey Truschke (@AudreyTruschke) April 18, 2018
(shout out to @raisaahab for that one) #InternetMahabharata #Mahabharata
I only wish that they'd had the internet in the times of the Ramayana. Then Hanuman could've saved a lot of trouble carrying that whole mountain by just searching "sanjivani herb" on google images. #InternetMahabharata #Mahabharata
— Audrey Truschke (@AudreyTruschke) April 18, 2018
Drona asked for Ekalavya's #Aadhaar for that special permission ..
— Shuvankar Mukherjee (@shuvankr) April 18, 2018
Slow Internet prevented #Thumb print verification ..
Dhona asked leave his #Thumb behind, so he can verify that #aadhaar in his spare time ..
#InternetMahabharata #Mahabharata https://t.co/LZ8cS89285
Some Twitter users found photographic evidence that backed the Tripura chief minister’s claims.
Pandavas checking thier twitter notifications.
— Advaid (@Advaidism) April 18, 2018
Yudhishthira is angry with the low 4G range in Indraprasta.#InternetMahabharata pic.twitter.com/0it8FnOTPO
Facebook Live by the Pandavas just before #kurukshethra war. #internet @ #Mahabharata pic.twitter.com/dq0DzmgelX
— Jijeeshpb (@jijeeshpb) April 18, 2018
What a joke!! #Tripura CM Biplab Deb on Tuesday claimed that the 50-year-old #Internet and satellite communication existed 5,000 years ago in the era of the #Mahabharata, and that Sanjay charioteer of blind king Dhritarashtra, used the technology.#internetinindia pic.twitter.com/2XaxzLae9M
— Abu Hamza (@AbuHamz69346504) April 18, 2018
Sri Krishna showing the exclusive fidget spinner he brought from @Flipkart .. #Mahabharata pic.twitter.com/752gVf9pLp
— Arif Khan (@ArifKIndian) April 18, 2018
Meanwhile, Twitter user Unofficial Sususwamy started a caption contest on the theme with a photo from KV Reddy’s 1957 Telugu-fantasy film Mayabazar (read about the film here) which was based on the Mahabharata.
Caption Contest. pic.twitter.com/fiISFAPnz6
— Unofficial Sususwamy (@swamv39) April 18, 2018
Buying patanjali products online pic.twitter.com/v2nNQZUmwr
— Amit Shah (@amitshaah_) April 18, 2018
finding pandavas by gps navigation 🤣 https://t.co/78ME44nur2
— Amit Singh (@amitsingh_fbd) April 18, 2018
Krishna and Balarama try to book the next available Pushpaka Vimana flight. #Mahabharata pic.twitter.com/cmMCGmMT8t
— Jayakumar 🇮🇳 (@j_ayk_ay) April 18, 2018
Searching Bhima and Arjuna's location on Google map. pic.twitter.com/Ug6cPFQ8yf
— Amit Shah (@amitshaah_) April 18, 2018
Google search 'Who Is Tripura CM' ?#Mahabharata pic.twitter.com/2YzI9PZygp
— नाशिककर™🎭 (@praveengavit) April 18, 2018
Watching "Mann ki Baat" in YouTube.
— Sakha Stall (@SakhaThugs) April 18, 2018
Prince Rama accepting Sita's proposal on https://t.co/vxWAF59N2l as King Dasharatha and his wives watch.
— Sir Hiss (@SirHissALot) April 18, 2018