In the world of academia, Valentine's Day can be a little more complicated than usual. You can't expect to get away by merely repeating the "roses are red..." cliche. You need to be specific. Why are the roses red? Which species are they? Which shade of red? Why compare them with violets? And why did you pick roses in the first place?
The hashtag #AcademicValentines crops up every year in the build-up to Valentine's Day. Scores of tweets pour in from all over the world, as people push their creative limits to infuse academic jargon into the season of love.
This year, too, social media has some unleashed some witty and geeky tweets ahead of Valentine's Day. Here's some of the best, with citations of course:
Roses are red,
— Doug Brown (@dhlbrown) February 11, 2016
Violets are blue,
I have a comment
And a question too#AcademicValentines
#academicvalentines "Every breath you take, every grant application you make, I'll be reviewing you" - Anonymous Stalker Peer Reviewer
— Donna M. Alexander (@americasstudies) February 11, 2016
Typos are red,
— Donna M. Alexander (@americasstudies) February 11, 2016
Punctuation is blue,
I'll proofread your work,
And I'll reference it too.#academicvalentines
Roses are red,
— Sylvain Deville (@DevilleSy) February 11, 2016
Violets [Check if you have access through your login credentials or your institution.]#AcademicValentines
Corrections in red,
— Kieran Fenby-Hulse (@DrKFenbyHulse) February 10, 2016
Track changes in blue,
Looking at the budget,
I can't afford you.#AcademicValentines #grantwriting
Always include citations #AcademicValentineshttps://t.co/JKSO0wPjf4
— Dr Paul Coxon (@paulcoxon) February 11, 2016
Here's an extract of my collection for #Valentines #AcademicValentines
— Sylvain Deville (@DevilleSy) February 9, 2016
Gotta love science ! pic.twitter.com/lJnVnnu3ua
"No. I like you very much.
— Sarah Crook (@SarahRoseCrook) February 10, 2016
Just as you are.
With minor revisions.
Please see page 2, paragraph 1."#AcademicValentines
If your #AcademicValentines are not about #Kant, I think you are missing the point.
— JLR (@jlr_) February 11, 2016