It will never be official, but the largest crowd at the 2018 edition of the Jaipur Literature Festival was probably gathered at a Twitter handle. Specifically, the one of JLF Insider.
The still-anonymous Twitter account, which has been satirising the (often-pompous) speakers at the festival since it stormed the timelines of snark-lovers and writer-groupies alike in 2014, was in particularly good form this year. Conceited panelists, soporific discussions, selfie-pilgrims, and pretentious parties – they were all fair game, lampooned with the handle’s trademark mix of delicious wit, sharp commentary and keen observation.
Among the best-loved traits displayed by JLFInsider – the handle usually comes to life only during the Jaipur Literature Festival – is that it is run by people who do not respect reputations (undoubtedly, helped by the anonymity) .
Sample this:
Overheard in delegate lounge from a guy who spilled Chaat on himself: “oh no, my cravat!”
— JLF Insider (@JLFInsider) January 27, 2018
Can’t make this stuff up folks
And this:
And with that, the session with #RupiKaur ends, leaving us with such literary gems as “We love love, but do we love love?”
— JLF Insider (@JLFInsider) January 25, 2018
In fact, many big names in the literary world were subject to JLFInsider’s merciless observations, most of them impossible to contest. Here are some of the most scathing tweets about this year’s participants:
Chetan Bhagat equating his books to the caste system is peak everything
— JLF Insider (@JLFInsider) January 27, 2018
Manu fantasising about being married to Bee for ten years is the stuff of nightmares.
— JLF Insider (@JLFInsider) January 29, 2018
Then quickly leave once Jeet Thayil starts https://t.co/5n03l7tQaB
— JLF Insider (@JLFInsider) January 28, 2018
Mallica's favourite JLF intellectual is Shashi Tharoor.
— JLF Insider (@JLFInsider) January 28, 2018
Noooooooooooooooo
PSA: please don't try going into samvaad. Soha Ali Khan is seeing the largest crowd since Rang De Basanti
— JLF Insider (@JLFInsider) January 28, 2018
Chandrahas just asked Nayantara why she uses far fewer commas in her writing than others do 😐 She replied that she didn’t know she did. #Literarydiscourse
— JLF Insider (@JLFInsider) January 27, 2018
If the term “equal opportunity offender” had to be applied to anyone in the context of India’s literature festivals – which, let’s face it, have increasingly become arenas of major sponsorship – it’s this Twitter handle. As a result, the title sponsors of the Jaipur Literature Festival were not spared.
Talking about free speech in India with a huge ass board in the background that has "Zee" splashed all over it is straight out of a comedy sketch.
— JLF Insider (@JLFInsider) January 26, 2018
Naturally, the partying and/or pontificating audience were at the receiving end as well.
When an audience question starts with “Somerset Maugham once said”, you know it’s time to roll your next joint
— JLF Insider (@JLFInsider) January 27, 2018
Some guy just walked into Durbar Hall and halfway up the aisle, took a selfie with the panel in the background, and walked out. Why the fuck not, basically
— JLF Insider (@JLFInsider) January 29, 2018
On the front lawns, everyone has fallen asleep. Everyone else is hungover
— JLF Insider (@JLFInsider) January 28, 2018
The handle even got a shout-out onstage. A little after it posted a smirky comment about Vir Sanghvi’s sartorial choices, the journalist mentioned them in his introduction to his next session. “JLF Insider, if you’re here this is for you,” he said, before putting on his ubiquitous sunglasses.
What are our feelings about Vir Sanghvi wearing sunglasses on stage in his session
— JLF Insider (@JLFInsider) January 28, 2018
When @virsanghvi said:"@JLFInsider if you’re here, this is for you.” pic.twitter.com/gn6BcFPB4D
— Raj (@Rgohel09) January 28, 2018
Sanghvi’s acknowledgement came even as the festival’s organisers claimed to not be overly concerned with the Twitter handle that asked them some difficult questions as well.
At Char Bagh, Vasu has made a self-aware dig at his manel but how about GETTING SOME WOMEN ON NEXT TIME
— JLF Insider (@JLFInsider) January 28, 2018
Please rush to charbagh for the most infuriating panel of the day: six bengalis speaking about themselves
— JLF Insider (@JLFInsider) January 26, 2018
“I’m not really sure what he’s up to,” said William Dalrymple, founder and co-director of the Jaipur Literature Festival. ‘There’s so much Twitter buzz at this time and I haven’t really focussed on him.”
But even as Scroll.in’s reporter walked away, he asked suspiciously “Is it you?”
But who is behind the handle? For those chortling along with JLFInsider, the only thing more important than a hot take on Shashi Tharoor’s innumerable panels (and startlingly glossy hair) was the identity of the person(s) behind the handle. “Is it you?” echoed through Twitter, the press terrace where interviews with authors take place, the venue lawns as well as the swish parties throughout the literary festival.
Speculation was rife, with a number of journalists being mentioned as possibilities. While it’s understandable that the real people would like to stay anonymous – the snark must go on – it’s hard to imagine that well-known journalists would have the time.
Who are all these people pic.twitter.com/djNdreTFrV
— JLF Insider (@JLFInsider) January 28, 2018
As far as Scroll.in has been able to establish, the handle is actually run by several people, ensuring that concurrent sessions can be covered at the same time, leaving nobody safe from being stung. But their identity remains a mystery.
“I have my suspicions about who one of them is but the only clue I can give is that there’s a swish of hair involved each time before this person begins typing,” said writer Sandip Roy, who was a speaker at the festival about his book Don’t Let Him Know.
Another speaker insisted that JLF Insider was a frequent moderator on the panels, one who had been eviscerated by the handle to throw people off the scent.
I like God. https://t.co/IpSaNZRz8C
— JLF Insider (@JLFInsider) January 28, 2018
Through the conspiracy theory frenzy, followers began to listen to sessions more closely. “I didn’t moderate what I was saying on stage but I did find myself attending sessions and hoping JLFInsider would be around when something particularly ridiculous was said,” said Roy. “The handle says things you’re already thinking but might not say publicly.”
Thankfully for us, JLF Insider had no qualms sharing these thoughts, with nobody being off-limits.
Shashi says he will be an ex-politician, an ex-MP but never an ex-writer. We’re stuck with him forever guys
— JLF Insider (@JLFInsider) January 27, 2018
Fashion update: Chetan Bhagat is wearing millennial pink and red with a face flushed crimson because no one is asking him any questions
— JLF Insider (@JLFInsider) January 27, 2018
Absolutely nobody. Except the one who asked if he had considered writing for intellectuals.
They have a session about the executive committee of Indian National Congress pic.twitter.com/hFW94Slb8Q
— JLF Insider (@JLFInsider) January 28, 2018
William: “Explain your title, The Little Book of Memories”
— JLF Insider (@JLFInsider) January 27, 2018
JJ Valaya: “Well it’s little, and it’s about memories” #Literarydiscourse
And there was no guarantee that a favourite would remain so. “I enjoy the love and I enjoy the snark.” said journalist Snigdha Poonam, who fell from grace (and the handle’s wild adulation) when she moderated a session with comedian Mallika Dua. She did, however, regain her brownie points with JLFInsider when it came to the observations on her panel with UP Chief Minister Adityanath’s biographer Shantanu Gupta.
FINALLY, Snigdha has lost it at Shantanu Gupta, who is living in some parallel world where Yogi is not covered by the press
— JLF Insider (@JLFInsider) January 29, 2018
Since’s all fair in love and lit fests, several people declared their romantic interest in JLFInsider, besides using the handle as a conduit for declaring their love for other participants.
Ladies. Gentlemen. We love you all but are married to JLF. pic.twitter.com/dNN0bbA3Sy
— JLF Insider (@JLFInsider) January 27, 2018
Ahem, @unessentialist https://t.co/CkW1JreFGC pic.twitter.com/MC7M3vc91H
— JLF Insider (@JLFInsider) January 28, 2018
Hi @saliltripathi https://t.co/CkW1JreFGC pic.twitter.com/u7phFxzo2C
— JLF Insider (@JLFInsider) January 28, 2018
Despite the light touch, though, JLFInsider made telling points, providing some much-needed perspective on the festival that calls itself “the greatest literary show on the earth”.
How a discussion about personal hinduism, political hinduism, and reclaiming hinduism go without a single mention of caste is so beyond me I might spill tea over myself in anger.
— JLF Insider (@JLFInsider) January 27, 2018
“There are no two sides to massacring unarmed civilians” Jeffrey Gettleman to great applause from an audience that will likely be voting for Modi in 2019
— JLF Insider (@JLFInsider) January 29, 2018
Akhil Katyal, a Delhi-based poet who was a speaker on several panels said he followed JLFInsider only for one day and one night but he loved it for that time because the intensity of the festival had got to him by that point.
“I think the handle is so popular because it helps localise the festival and ground it. In an interview somebody asked me ‘yeh festival kya kranti layega?’ [what revolution will this festival bring?] which was such an exaggerated question to ask,” he said. Koi kranti isse nahin aayegi. [No revolution can come this way.] You can call it the Kumbh Mela of ideas but it’s mostly, if not exclusively, people who are mirror images of each other. This JLFInsider helps bring it out.”
No wonder the appreciation came from far and wide.
The @JLFInsider is the hipster Mr Mathrubhootham. Which is obviously a compliment.
— Raja Sen (@RajaSen) January 28, 2018
People attending sessions hoping @JLFInsider attending as well. #ZEEJLF
— Diya Kar (@DiyaKarHazra) January 28, 2018
We need a full-time @JLFInsider to roam certain precincts of Manhattan and especially Brooklyn full-time and call everyone out on their (our) bullshit
— siddhartha mitter (@siddhmi) January 28, 2018
Meanwhile at #JaipurLitFest, love being confessed to the translator community presenting there through the most reliable (& most hilarious) Twitter handle reporting from the venue. 😺😸😽 https://t.co/iutY9xlElQ
— Asymptote Journal (@asymptotejrnl) January 28, 2018
Need you ask? Thanks for the ride. See you next year. https://t.co/wDN6oQP0eE
— Omar Abdullah (@OmarAbdullah) January 29, 2018